I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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