Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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