You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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