how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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