This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Randomize
