I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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