He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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