He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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