My first STD was from a foam party
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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