shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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