How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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