He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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