Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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