It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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