I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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