Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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