Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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