I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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