I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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