i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
They are going to name an STD after you.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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