Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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