he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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