There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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