thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
