THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
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