So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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