fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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