Me. At least after what I've been through.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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