Apparently you make a good broom.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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