she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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