I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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