You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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