People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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