So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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