i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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