u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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