Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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