I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
A bitchslap is in order.
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