scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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