Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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