gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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