Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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