You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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