: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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