Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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