is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
ok first of all what the fuck
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