can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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