so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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