Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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