I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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