4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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