Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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