Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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