Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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